Polliwopple's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Taking A Bathroom Break]

Seriously

Now I love you guys.

[Magic Mentos]

Daymn

I was sketchy about seeing a home movie, but I have to say that was quite the pleasant surprise. Nice fucking moves too. Overall, extrememly entertaining. Good work guys.

[Snakes on a Plane]

Disregard other reviews

People dont get the snakes on plane genius :(
IT mAKES ME SAD IN THE PANTS. I almost shat myself when I saw there was a flash on it. AND WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO COMPARE THIS TO THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN. it's like, you make a great flash, and bam, it's the building blocks for everything else you do. STFU >:(
MOTHA FUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHA FUCKING PLAAAANE

[Metal Gear Awesome]

GENIUS

that was a GOD AND WIN SAMMICH WITH GENIUS PACKED AND OOZING IN THE MIDDLE
fucking. brilliant. Im usually too lazy to review, but fucktards ..FUCKING...BEST..FLASH...EVER
I havent actually laughed..out..loud? fuck, anyways, ya, i havent loled at a flash in..well..forever. this was just brilliant. Im crying from laughing. Just. Argh, sexy! YES MORE IN THE ASS PLZ!

[Science With Onic]

WHAT WHAT WHAT

I just creamed my pants.

[Kilt Envy]

hawt

SCD scares me tho. you should have scribbled CENSORSHIP over his head. kthx,.

Onic responds:

Hahaha, well he is a scary fella. But that would ruin all my work if I covered it up. Anyway, thanks Soas, and don't forget to catch your moose ride to Toronto.

[Thundah]

SNAAP

The ending, was the most CLASSY. ENDING. EVER. But Andy is probably weeping over that somewhere in a dark corner now :(

Onic responds:

Oh, those kilts are made to soak up tears, so he should be just fine within a few hours, eh?

[Mams]

Duuude

My covered teats are offically on NG :o .
haha @ NE i dont think so. but i SUPPORT the idea of everyone else bare teating.
BEST. TEAT.FLASH.EVA. fiffen!

altr responds:

And your uncovered teats are forever in our hairy hands, =') ...

[Liver Lumps]

OH DEAR LORD

THE OVERDOSE OF SEXYNESS. my penis just imploded goiys. no one told me this was being made. I HOPE MOOSE HAUNTS YOUR DREAMS OR SOMETHING CANADIAN> or stuff...i liked it :) i like beer... ihfjks

Onic responds:

You would have been told had it not been for your MOOSE LOVING :O Crazy canadians. Have a french fry and gravy fun filled day.

[Or Chicken Feet...]

WHAAAA

My head just fucking exploded.
also, i want that mario song.

NewEvolution responds:

/me inserts snappy popup ad for NE Brain Squeegee®

And yes. Mario wins. As do the NESkimos. LIKE IT SAYS IN THE AUTHORS COMMENTS.

So yeah. Hit up their site and download some kickass metal versions of classic NES tunes.

I recommend the "Megaman II intro"