Entry #1

>:(

2007-08-20 07:05:51 by ShitOnAStick

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PROFILE >:(


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DrDickHeadDrDickHead

2008-12-24 11:48:47

Why do teen girls have bad taste in music


XxdeathpriestxXXxdeathpriestxX

2008-12-24 11:57:14

NO U


GhyftyGhyfty

2008-12-24 12:05:56

What if I like it here?


SaturdaySaturday

2009-01-07 03:25:56

Sup beeeyotch. I'm here to pop in and out of your comment page as fast as Stamper has sex.


EajEaj

2009-01-24 21:25:46

hay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shit-on-a-stick
taste like brownies


HamaloHamalo

2009-02-20 22:19:22

Your my favorite mod past or present.

Blowjob nao?


smeagol1smeagol1

2009-03-04 21:21:37

*faps on your page.*


TOXlCITYTOXlCITY

2009-03-08 20:33:03

YOU GET OUT OF MY PROFILE >:(


RollLipRollLip

2009-03-11 14:02:13

too late now >:(


zero-gravity87zero-gravity87

2009-03-30 19:07:15

umm, no


SupraAddictSupraAddict

2009-04-24 21:45:18

Change yo Newz before I dropkick you!


HamaloHamalo

2009-05-12 22:51:25

I saw you online, don't think that I didn't!

P.S. You were my favoritest user when I first came to newgrounds. <3


SaturdaySaturday

2009-05-19 00:11:18

GIVE ME MY FUCKING OVARIES BACK YOU SAUCY BEEEYOTTCCCCHHHHHHH.


SlamShadySlamShady

2009-06-09 16:30:01

>:( NO U.


jakenator85jakenator85

2009-06-26 16:18:11

No YOU!


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-06-30 14:40:14

NEVAR


Leo625Leo625

2009-07-10 21:00:50

I just wanna crawl inside your vagina and live there.


hecticjonhecticjon

2009-08-11 13:16:16

Noooooooooooo.


ToiletpaperToiletpaper

2009-09-14 18:45:59

how much is the rent?


TurtleKirby101TurtleKirby101

2009-10-28 03:12:40

ok it smells like dog poo in here anyway =P


AJAJ

2009-11-08 14:27:41

Where did you gooooo?


jakenator85jakenator85

2009-11-15 00:04:19

But, why did you get de-modded?


YoinKYoinK

2009-11-30 11:53:18

profile


walterwagnerwalterwagner

2009-11-30 21:35:27

no....


DogmeatDogmeat

2009-11-30 21:39:31

You know what happens to men who pose as women posing as men? I don't either, but you're gonna find out soon.


RigRig

2010-05-25 21:21:07

Make a new post already.

ShitOnAStick responds:

That would defeat the purpose


Corpus-DelictiCorpus-Delicti

2010-05-30 19:51:49

*generic, unintelligent response to SOAS's post*


tehslaphappytehslaphappy

2010-09-06 22:24:56

There goes the neighborhood.


Captain-JackCaptain-Jack

2010-09-18 02:55:33

I wanna be on you


smeagol1smeagol1

2010-09-23 22:02:25

Metal Hell misses you.


ShikamaranaShikamarana

2010-10-02 00:59:47

Fuck you, I'm going AWOL. Gonna git dat goald


ShikamaranaShikamarana

2010-10-22 16:04:08

I got the gold


EvarkEvark

2010-10-29 13:51:06

GET THE FUCK INTO MY PROFILE >: (


ShikamaranaShikamarana

2010-10-30 01:55:41

Evark is kinda cool, right?


ShikamaranaShikamarana

2010-10-30 02:00:48

something really pertinent and moving


GobblemeisterGobblemeister

2010-10-30 02:15:18

So I recently finished the acclaimed novel "The Awakening" by Kate Chopin, and I have to say I was moved. There was something about Edna Ponteilier's struggle to be unchained, free, independent that resounded within me. I felt something inside myself tremble as the words across the page moved from my eyes to my mind and down through my body. It was a catharsis of prose, and it led me to realize things about myself I had never even thought to try and understand.

I learned that throughout my life I've been crushed by what was expected of me. I've been expected to do well in school because I am 'exceptional'. I've been expected to want to have a girlfriend, to want sex, to want marriage because 'Who doesn't'. Well i don't, Edna knew I how I felt, she felt it her entire life. It suffocated her and in the end it stole her life away from her. She suffered so much that even her children were but leeches, siphoning her soul away from her; but at the same time, she loved them too much to resent that. She fought for the last semblance of freedom she could find in a world that would not accept her. She took her own life in an act of defiance. She defied her husband, she defied her children, and she defied those that sought to see her chained.

In the end I felt the sinking feeling in my stomach that a part of me had died. I felt the pang of fear as I came to understand that this world Edna lived in was not unlike our own. We are all owned by someone, sometimes because we are told we have to be, or want to be. Don't ever let anyone own you Sam, don't ever let anyone tell you can't do something, regardless of who they are. I don't care if it's the President, the world, your parents, or even Barry. Always be who you are and do what you feel is right and makes you happy. Because, though you may love them, you will lose yourself to them, and it will eat away at you in the weakest moments of your life.

I might sound crazy, and since you'll never read this I'm sure it is crazy, as i somewhat intended it to be. What this isn't though, is some kind of elaborate joke. To be possessed by yourself, to own your own soul, is a daunting task. You have to hurt some people to do it, but in the end, there is nothing more satisfying.


ShikamaranaShikamarana

2010-10-30 02:19:28

She does read these, Gobble. As do I. Every ten minutes.


GobblemeisterGobblemeister

2010-10-30 02:25:44

She won't read mine, it would hurt her head to read all of that and she knows it


GobblemeisterGobblemeister

2010-10-30 02:26:49

Shika, we should totes use this Newspost as our own little chatroom

It's not like anyone will notice amirite?

ShitOnAStick responds:

OH MY GOD YOU TWO STFU, I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK KSJHFKJFA


GobblemeisterGobblemeister

2010-10-30 19:10:21

OK SHIKA, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE THIS ELSEWHERE

IT SEEMS SOME PEOPLE ARE EAVESDROPPING!


positively-negativepositively-negative

2010-11-18 07:09:26

Aw, but I thought you loved me...


ShikamaranaShikamarana

2010-12-04 02:26:08

Lol Gobble


SardonicSamuraiSardonicSamurai

2010-12-04 03:00:06

Quit being so fucking evil. People keep thinking I'm the one doing all that shit.

You know, cuz we're twins.


GobblemeisterGobblemeister

2010-12-05 23:27:45

lol shika


ShikamaranaShikamarana

2010-12-05 23:48:47

lol GOBBLE


GobblemeisterGobblemeister

2010-12-05 23:49:42

LOL SHIKA

XD


ShikamaranaShikamarana

2010-12-05 23:50:24

GOBBLEEEE LMAO


GobblemeisterGobblemeister

2010-12-05 23:53:44

Shika

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD


ShikamaranaShikamarana

2010-12-06 00:04:26

omgroflmao ahahheheheh gobble


GobblemeisterGobblemeister

2010-12-06 00:05:18

Shika, you me and GD are the Three Musketerrs

What say you!?